boy, it’s been awhile. I’m in need of a rant, shall we?
10 things I’d like to say, to 10 people.
(done before, overrated, I don’t really give a shit)
#1: Just off the top of my head, I thought of you. I don’t like you. I don’t know you, yet, I don’t like you. The couple of times I’ve heard words come out of your mouth, they’ve been annoying and unsatisfying to the ears. You come off as a bitch, and from your driving ability, in which you suck, it makes you even more of a bitch. Please, I’d rather not tailgate you again to get you to pull over in the damn parking lot so I can get through. thanks.
#2: My dear, I love you to death, although quite recently you’ve been driving me nuts. It seems as though you try and push me away, but I’m sure you don’t see it as such. Give me a phone call, a text message, or something to make it seem like you still give a shit. Because quite frankly, I do still give a shit. So, ask me to kick it, because I’ve tried bunches, and you have not.
#3: Three years later and it’s as awkward as ever. I don’t want you to mope around to me, it’s not going to work. Pick your ass off the ground and do something with your life instead of complain about it. You aren’t the only person who is having a tough time, deal with it, and move on. For fucks sake, every day is a rough day, and every day is something to complain about. Especially over facebook statuses. Complaining over a FB status is the new complaining over a myspace bulletin. But this is worse, because, no matter what, it shows up in my newsfeed and I’ve got to look at it.
#4: Well we’re in a pickle aren’t we? She’s dissapointed in me, while nobody else can be dissapointed because they don’t know, we’ve got ourselves the situation of a life time. Let’s not fuck it up though. Please? Show me you care, and then we can get this show on the road.
#5: This one is for the tattoo guy: I’d like you to get back from Europe so you can reply to my e-mail, and we can set this whole appointment up. (somebody lend me 50 bucks so I can make the 100 dollar deposit).
#6: You are adorable, and you are adorable, and you two combined is just one adorable mess. I mean c’mon, stop being all cute and what-not, because I can’t wait to play wingman this Wednesday so we can finally stop pretending and get this going for-realsies.
#7: Your company is annoying, and your presence pisses me off. If you say you are going to do something, then do it. It’d help me out a lot when I come back from outdoor school and don’t have to worry about it, but of course, you didn’t do it. So now I’m here, with a shit ton of stuff, and you decide to pile more shit on me. Because it’s not my fault. Of course not. fuck you.
#8: Thank you for listening, you actually support who I am, and what I plan on doing. For once somebody gives a shit, awesome. Let’s kick it more, ya? I agree.
#9: I enjoy 2nd period with you, because, getting to know the nerdy amazing freshman is really something awesome. No saracasm should be detected, because there happens to be zip. But seriously, I’m gonna be sad at the end of the year when I’m all gone, and you kiddies are by yourself. Sad day.
#10: I miss you. And our trio of awesome. Kindergarten through 8th grade was the shit, I wish we could get that back. May we try? It was really amazing, and I’d hate to fuck it up. (: please, lets.